schbank: tashzky: Things to do tonight: #1. Find the episode of Dexter with Sam Trammell. #2. Fangirl out. It’s so old you might aswell just start at the beginning of Dexter :P That’s not the fangirl way. The fangirl is dedicated to the subject & shall not be distracted by things like story plots/context.
Things to do tonight: #1. Find the episode of Dexter with Sam Trammell. #2. Fangirl out.
You should reblog with the last movie you seen in...
stabmyback: so i can be jealous of you all, cause the last movie i seen was Transformers: ROTF. Into the Loop. I fucking rock.
This is not the kind of shit I want on my...
You know you’re crazy insane when you have nothing to do at work, absent-mindedly thinking of the wonderfully terrible 1990 B-movie Flat-liners and discover you’ve been writing “Today is a good day to die” repeatedly in your notepad in a Bateman-like manner.
fuckyeahsodomites: ““I’ve developed into quite a swan. I’m one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.”” — Rufus Wainwright What are the chances? Me too.
Shawn: Gus, note to self: Remember 1600 Joshua Lane.
Gus: You can't give me your note to self, it's a note to yourself.
Shawn: Fair enough. At that moment Shawn found himself alone, unable to face the journey ahead-
Gus: You can't do your own omniscient narration either.
Shawn: Lets see what's at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Gus: That's the Munster's house, it was 1600 Joshua Lane.
Shawn: Thanks note to self.
Shawn: I'm receiving a psychic transmission from your husband, it's really more of a voicemail if I'm being honest - a status update, perhaps a twitter.
Gus: I believe it's called a tweet-
Shawn: There's no way I'm saying that.
He’s [Obama] getting testy about these protesters. The other day he said: “If I...– Bill Maher (via fuckyeahbillmaher)
Psych own The Mentalist.
Shawn: You've seen The Mentalist, right?
Cpl Mackintosh: Yes!
Shawn: It's like that.
Gus: Except that guy's a fake.
Shawn: Right, if I was a fake psychic it would be eerily similar...
Gus: Exactly the same-
Shawn: A virtual carbon copy.
I dreamt about Ted Schmidt last night. FML.
(via fuckyeahqaf) Whoever wrote this FUCK YOU. Ted is my favourite ever & I’m disgusted that anyone would consider that FML-worthy. [Sorry, I’m just passionate about Ted]
Brian: Why would I want to go to a stupid prom with a bunch of fucking 18-year-olds?
Justin: I thought you liked fucking 18-year-olds.
I have to watch Conan O’Brien again. Since Jeremy Piven is guesting. Oh wait, not damn…I mean yay.
I figure since Lee Holloway & E. Edward Grey get married I should rescind my anti-marriage stance. They’re kinda my ideal couple and if they do it despite their…unconventional relationship then I can get behind the idea. So I’m ready if you are…Mr Grey, Mr Bateman, Mr Calhoun damn, all fictional. Never mind then.
The series Entourage will take a dark and unexpected turn when an episode ends...– Andy Richter
I AM CURRENTLY WORRIED FOR JAMES SPADER'S SAFETY.
(via schbank) Oh no! I volunteer to keep him safe! In my underground bunker! Just me & him!
He stole all my clothes. I’m suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.– Brian Kinney (via fuckyeahbriankinney) (via fuckyeahqaf)